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I charge a flat rate of $7 for all orders and do my best to ship in used or recycled boxes when possible.

All orders are shipped via USPS from Austin, Texas within 3-5 business days of receiving your order. 

If you live in Austin and would like to avoid shipping costs and materials, you are welcome to arrange to pick up.

For shipping outside of the U.S., please email me through the INFO page.

Texas charges 8.25% sales tax on goods and shipping. 


I do not accept returns or exchanges. However, if a wrong or damaged item is shipped to you, due to a mistake on my part, please notify me within 5 days from the day you receive your package and I'll make it right.